A weather report on the television reveals that you will more than likely lose your job tomorrow. It is not because you are lazy, it is not due to cut-backs, it is not because you stole some pens for your children to use at school, it is not because you recieved an email from a friend that contained pornographic imagery, it is not because you did not do very well in your GCSEs, it is not due to the fact that you have no depth perception, or taste, sense of smell et cetera. It is simply because a mountain appears to be growing up from underneath your office and there will not be room for you.